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Posts from ‘November, 2007’

signs of the times

Today I’m posting a couple of short jokes about signs of the times…
During a terrible snowstorm one winter, many of the highway signs were totally covered with snow. The following spring, the states decide to raise all the signs twelve inches.
At a cost of six million dollars, each sign was equipped with a new pole, [...]

sign language

This week our team captain for the Wellness Program sent us a cartoon that one of our teammates sent him. The comic strip is called “Close to home,” but in my way of thinking, it’s a little too close to home!

I have received or run across a lot of funny signs lately and thought this [...]

blonde one- and two-liners

Here’s the second installment of blonde humor. Today’s “iv” is a list of Q & A about blondes and some blond one-liners…
Standard DISCLAIMER: Not all blondes are airheads, and not all airheads are blonde!
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair another color?
A: Artificial intelligence
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: [...]

changing times

My annual annoyance at having to switch from Daylight Savings Time to “real time” has been expanded this year by a decision from our Congress-critters (those that I prefer to think of as “they who know what’s best for the rest of us, even though many of their own personal lives are in shambles”) - [...]