Do you love bacon? I wouldn't say that I love it, but I do enjoy its taste and smell. We use bacon sparingly in our house, mainly as a flavoring in other dishes. I know some people who absolutely love bacon and can't seem to get enough of it. Would you classify yourself in that category? You may not know how crazy some people are about bacon ... or maybe you do. Read on.
In past posts I've featured several pictures of some bizarre bacon products:
bacon lip balm
bacon dipped in melted chocolate
and bacon soap
Doing some looking around online, I've recently seen some other bacon products that I found quite interesting and in some cases downright amazing. The first several below are the finds that got me started in searching further. Read on to see what strange bacon products there are out there! Follow the bacon....
Here's a picture of a bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich available at Tony's Restaurant, just off I-75 in Birch Run, Michigan.
After trying to consume that, you could freshen your breath with some bacon mints.
If the mints weren't weird enough, the following product is the one that made me curious.
And the search was on!
One bacon-related item I found is a must-have for bacon lovers. It's a little gadget to turn out perfectly straight strips of bacon in the microwave.
Here are real food items with bacon in them or with bacon flavor. There are quite a few flavors of bacon salt. Here's one.
On one site I saw the following referred to as a heart attack in a jar. At least there's a "light" version for health-conscious people.
If you want bacon-flavored popcorn, J&D's has already done it for you.
The next one isn't really far-fetched at all — bacon ranch dressing mix.
The ultimate in convenience is squeezable bacon.
Here are some great snack foods.
I even found bacon-flavored candies! Here are bacon gumballs.
bacon jelly beans
maple bacon lollipops!
and even bacon diet Coke!?
I guess if you would go for that, you'd need to drink it out of a special mug.
Someone who thinks about bacon a lot thinks the following when using electric hand dryers.
I don't know if I'll ever be able to use one of those again without thinking of that.
Here are a few bacon-flavored or -scented products out there. I don't know if you should use toothpicks and floss before or after the bacon mints.
Here are some other bacon soaps with other scents added in.
This soap would have been great to have during the swine flu (flew?) "pandemic."
If you'd like the house to smell like bacon without having to cook some, these candles are for you.
This airfreshener (?) would be great in the pickup truck.
The following items are for real bacon aficionados.
You could wear bacon shoes...
...a bacon watch....
...or if injured, bacon bandaids....
You could carry a bacon wallet...
...or for hi-tech rednecks, there's even a bacon iPhone case...
...and a bacon USB flash drive...!
You and your friends could play the Bacon Game...
...or play with a bacon action figure to fight the evil Mr. Tofu...!
For vegetarians who simply cannot give up bacon, you can share your dilemma on a t-shirt.
There's also a perfect t-shirt for geeks who love bacon.
If your clothing tastes are a bit more refined, there's even a bacon tuxedo available.
Wouldn't your sons look adorable in one? (one of the pictures from the box above)
Finally there are some bacon paper goods available to bacon lovers.
Don't you hate licking some envelopes?! Here a solution — bacon-flavored mmmvelopes.
Since you can wrap food items in bacon, why not gifts?
I even found bacon toilet paper! I don't know if it's scented or if it just has pictures of bacon on it. It's not cheap though — $10 a roll! (Sorry, this is the best picture I could find.)
Do you bacon lovers love bacon as much as you thought you did? I'm looking forward to the comments on this post.
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Sorry, I can't write any more on this post. Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
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