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Christmas Carol Challenge


Since we're two weeks away from Christmas, I thought I should post something fun and Christmas-related. In my files I have a list of titles of carols that might challenge even the most adept at solving puzzles. If nothing else, it will improve your vocabulary.

Can you name these highfalutin Christmas and seasonal song titles? (Answers are found below.)

1. Move Hither, You Entire Assembly of Those Who Are Loyal in Their Belief
2. Delight Toward the Orb
3. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
4. Hey, Minuscule Urban Area Southwest of Jerusalem
5. Quiescent Nocturnal Period
6. Majestic Triplet Referred in the First Person Plural
7. The Yuletide Occurrence Preceding All Others
8. I Beheld a Trio of Nautical Vessels at Yuletide
9. I Apprehended My Maternal Parent Osculating with a Corpulent, Unshaven Male in Crimson Disguise
10. First Person Singular Experiencing An Hallucinatory Phenomenon of a National Celebration Devoid of Color
11. My Singular Desire for the Impending Yuletide Season Is Receipt of a Pair of Central Incisors
12. During the Time Ovine Caretakers Supervised Their Charges Past Twilight
13. Celestial Messengers from Splendid Empires
14. It Manifested Itself - Arrival Time: 2400 hours - Weather: Cloudless
15. Righteous Ebony Atmosphere
16. Hey, Coniferous Arbor
17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant
18. Far Removed in a Bovine Feeding Trough
19. Jehovah Deactivate You, Blithe Chevaliers
20. Seraphim We Have Aurally Detected in the Stratosphere
21. Valentino, the Roseate Proboscissed Wapiti
22. Father Christmas Approaches the Metropolis
23. Argentine Glockenspiels
24. Vertically Challenged Adolescent Percussionist
25. The Antlered Quadruped with the Cerise Proboscis
26. The Apartment of Two Psychiatrists
27. Ornament the Interior Passageway with Large Sprigs of a Berry-bearing Evergreen
28. Anticipation of This Noel's Memento's: Nil
29. The Approach of the Holiday Commemorating the Birth of Christ Is Becoming Evident
30. Proceed and Broadcast This Thing on the Pinnacle
31. A Trio of Non-Occidental Potentates Is Our Identity
32. A Meteorological Melody Is Manifest
33. The Dozen Festive 24 Hour Intervals
34. Please Permit Frozen Pristine Precipitation
35. 'Hoary', the Mannequin of Crystalline H2O
36. Our Desire Is Your Yuletide Cheer
37. Are You Experiencing Parallel Auditory Input?
38. Endeavor to Personally Experience an Amusing, Minuscule Yule!
39. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration
40. Vehicular Homicide was Committed on Aged Matriarch by a Wapiti

Answers...

1. O Come All Ye Faithful
2. Joy to the World
3. Hark, the Herald Angels Sing
4. O Little Town of Bethlehem
5. Silent Night
6. We Three Kings
7. The First Noel
8. I Saw Three Ships on Christmas Day
9. I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus
10. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
11. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
12. While Shepherds Watched their Flocks By Night
13. Angels from the Realms of Glory
14. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
15. O Holy Night
16. O Christmas Tree
17. What Child is This?
18. Away in a Manger
19. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
20. Angels We Have Heard On High
21. Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer
22. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
23. Silver Bells
24. The Little Drummer Boy
25. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
26. Nutcracker Suite
27. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly
28. I'm Gettin' Nothin' for Christmas
29. It's Beginning to Look a Lot like Christmas
30. Go Tell It on the Mountain
31. We Three Kings
32. There's a Song in the Air
33. The Twelve Days of Christmas
34. Let it Snow
35. Frosty, the Snowman
36. We Wish you a Merry Christmas
37. Do You Hear What I Hear?
38. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
39. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
40. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

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All's well here as we try to wrap things up for the semester. What could have been a huge outbreak of pertussis was contained very well. Since exams were earlier than usual, we teachers have this whole week to get our exams graded, grades averaged, and even some extra preparations for second semester done.

quotation...

"When you make your eye the instrument of impurity, you cannot see God with it." - Dr. Bob Jones III

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Rob

The Pillsbury Doughboy tried to get Santa's village, in Alaska, to secede from the United States and declare its sovereignty. He says he just wanted to make a dough nation for a worthy Claus.


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1 Comment on “Christmas Carol Challenge”

  1. #1 Kara Bullock
    on Dec 11th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Too funny! I spent way too much time on those Christmas songs. :) I can’t wait to challenge my husband with them when he gets home from work.


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