This is a continuation of the post Crazy Classifieds, part 1  from earlier this week. I hope you enjoy these. I will repeat the same disclaimer....
WARNING: Don't read these unless you're in a place where you are free to laugh out loud at least several times.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first.
And now, the Superstore – unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vegetables, salads, quiche.
For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Great Dames for sale.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last.
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.
Mother's helper – peasant working conditions.
I really enjoy hearing from the commenters on my blog. If you don't get to the blog itself and read the comments, you're missing some of the best humor. Or worse yet, you could be depriving the other readers of the laugh they would get from your comment! 😀
I'll be back at you this weekend with the second installment of Tom Swifties. Hope your week ends well.
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