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Hoosier Valentine?


My wife and I splurged this year for Valentine's Day. We've been looking for a Hoosier cabinet for over a year, as mentioned in a recent iv about auctions. Well, Sunday a man from our church who is an antique dealer and who knew we'd been looking for a Hoosier told us that he had seen one in nice condition and at a very good price in another antique shop here in town. We went out Monday to check it out, bought it, and brought it home that day as our Valentine's gift to each other. Here's a picture of it in our kitchen:

picture of our Hoosier cabinet

If you want to learn a little more about Hoosier cabinets, you can click on the word Hoosier anywhere it appears in the text of this iv. Ours is made by the company mentioned from New Castle, Indiana.

Today's instant vacation is some miscellaneous humor about love and marriage, in honor of Valentine's Day.

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the chuppa (wedding canopy) and the waiting groom. The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front row responded with ripples of laughter. Even the rabbi smiled broadly. The groom watched his bride nervously.

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

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Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?"

Her mother asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another one."

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother explained, keeping it simple.

The child thought for a moment and said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

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Two women were discussing marriage, and one said, "We've been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night goes by without him complaining about the food."

The other woman said, "That's awful. Doesn't it bother you?"

The first one said, "Why should I object if he doesn't like his own cooking?"

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A grandmother overheard 5-year-old Christy "playing wedding." The wedding vows went like this:

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you. You have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."

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A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."

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Happy Valentine's Day to all who celebrate it!

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"We serve God directly, but we also serve Him by serving others." - Dr. M. Bruce McAllister

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With much love to all,
Rob

Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalog. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden.


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5 Comments on “Hoosier Valentine?”

  1. #1 Bet
    on Feb 14th, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    Love your Hoosier! See how nice it is to be able to put photos in with your personal updates. :) I’m liking the blog.

  2. #2 Robin
    on Feb 19th, 2007 at 8:09 pm

    I am actually from New Castle, Indiana!! How funny!

  3. #3 Bob
    on Mar 5th, 2007 at 10:59 pm

    Hey! I’m from Indiana too! This was pretty funny…I like the blog too!

  4. #4 Karen
    on Feb 10th, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    What a blessing that you purchased the Hoosier cabinet for each other for Valentines Day!

    I love each of the jokes and stories this time. Am saving some for my speech file!

  5. #5 Rob
    on Feb 10th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    @Karen – We are really enjoying the Hoosier cabinet. It is absolutely perfect for that part of our little kitchen – it fits perfectly in the space and the wall power outlet and furnace/AC vent is right beside it. It gave us much needed storage space and countertop space in our smallish kitchen. Plus my wife Becka had always wanted one. It doesn’t get much better than that. :-)


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