In my last blog post I had a good time poking fun at some of the unsafe things men do at times. Since ivman is an equal opportunity tease, today's post has a little fun at the expense of women. I've accumulated some pictures of what things would look like if women ruled the world. Some would quip, "Whaddya mean, IF women ruled the world?!?" Well, anyway, below are some very funny pictures. (The following is not a political statement on the scary prospect of a Hillary presidency. I'm not sure she's "into" many of the feminine touches lampooned in this blog post, though she's reputed to be quite the cookie baker.)
Bowling alleys would take on a different appearance.
Many tools, kits, and objects more often used by men would look quite different also.
Even the once familiar Swiss Army knife might be hard to recognize.
And hiking boots would be redesigned for nature loving women who prefer high heels.
If the male-dominated world of computers underwent a softening effect, things could also look very different.
And computers would actually have an "any key"
Prison life would be even cushier. (We have Martha Stewart to thank for this!)
Credit cards would take on new functions to meet a woman's shopping needs.
Even popular tourist attractions might have to undergo modifications to make them more aesthetically pleasing.
Then, of course, bathrooms would be radically changed to suit a woman's tastes.
Car shopping would be easier for some women, with fewer difficult choices.
But then other cars would look different and have great new features.
And on that same side of the car for the gals in England....
No consideration of a world run by women would be complete without a look at women and driving. A "women's world" would include signs thoughtfully warning of traffic surveillance cameras.
There would be special "women only" parking spaces with appropriate modifications for their special needs.
Finally, a world ruled by women would have proper signage along our highways.
quotation...
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?" - Linda Ellerbee
=^..^= =^..^=
Rob
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." - Erma Bombeck
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on Sep 13th, 2007 at 8:45 am
Okay, these have to be some of the funniest pictures yet! My favorite: the 95 North/South signage for bathrooms! LOL! Those signs are definitely what I look for, and it certainly does my heart good to know I’m not the only one!
on Sep 13th, 2007 at 11:00 am
Unfortunately, it appears as though women may have already infiltrated the ranks … check out this link: http://www.heyerdahl.no/?template=master;folderid=220 … it’s a Norwegian site, I believe, but contains mostly English … anyway, I believe this is going to be the world’s most expensive iPod.
on Sep 13th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
My daughter actually decorated her new laptop very much like the one in this blog (pink, boola fur, glimmer and glitz….the whole nine yards. And every girl that saw her laptop LOVED IT!!!!!!!
Jan
on Sep 13th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
This was extremely hilarious. I don’t know how you find so many cool things to post.
Rob adds:
Thanks, Pat! My readers send me the best stuff! They are really my main source of new material. So readers, keep me supplied!
on Sep 13th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Wow. That was probably the funniest ivman I’ve seen in a long time….being a shoe lover, I LOVED the hiking boots and the tool kit. Those were great! And if anyone knows where to get a Swiss army knife like that one, let me know.
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on Sep 13th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
These are great!
on Sep 13th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
You’re a brave man Rob. I guess driving that dump truck revitalizes those male hormones. U-Haul 26′ box truck also helps. It has got to be a standard transmission.
on Sep 17th, 2007 at 10:58 am
I’d never make it if we women were really like that… but I do want the Hello Kitty laptop. My husband calls me when the mechanical/computer work has to be done, and a froofy laptop would help me keep it that way
That said, you only _think_ the pink Swiss Army knife is a joke. Rachel, see http://www.missakit.com/ (Yes, I have one. I carry it at all times with two real Swiss Army knives, two Swiss-Tech keychain multitools, and my orange Photon 2 light.)
on Sep 18th, 2007 at 11:03 am
My favorites are the parking space and highway signs. LOL! Thanks for adding humor to our lives, Rob.
on Sep 25th, 2007 at 2:02 am
Could I please use your water buffalo picture for a school project? I would be very grateful and my teacher will be really happy!!
Rob adds:
Suzy, I tried to e-mail you to give you my permission to use the water buffalo picture, but I got a message back saying the address was not correct. So I am giving you my permission here. I hope your teacher is as happy to see the picture as we were to see the real water buffalo in Hainan!
The picture is found on the blog at http://blog.ivman.com/?p=18
on Jul 27th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
LOL!!! Funnist thing EVER!!