Do you write many letters? Back in my lower-tech days, I wrote lots of letters ... long letters! It seems that the easier and cheaper communication became, the less I communicated with handwritten letters. I'm in touch with many of the same people I used to write to, but I'm also definitely in touch with many more than before. Most of my written communication now is by e-mail, texts, and instant messages. I rarely ever receive handwritten personal letters, maybe because I seldom send them myself.
In my files I found some very short letters, all of which actually say quite a bit. I've accumulated others along the way, and post them today for your enjoyment.
You'd have cool accents too if you hadn't thrown all that tea in the water.
Please stop with the talking ads that start on their own.
Just had a heart attack
Dear Internet Explorer,
Thank you for being the #1 browser that people use to download a better browser.
Safari, Firefox and Chrome
You may be golden, but I'm silver
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just sayin'....
Congratulations on becoming a verb. Welcome to the club.
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
That Little Triangle
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Tough luck.
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spaniards invaded our country and we got a little busy....
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I don't have time for yours AND mine.
I don't care about the value of X
Here's a hint: X will always equal 10.
Dear Rubik's Cube,
Dear "ppl hoo tawk lyk dis,"
We are coming for you.
The Grammar Nazis
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Oh, you thought I meant change for the BETTER ... I can see how you'd think I meant that....
Harder than it looked, huh?
You shouldn't be reading this.
Dear kids who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you,
I need you to work overtime tomorrow.
Dear John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
Your name is my name too!
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Dear people that text back "K,"
I am rarely in the mood to talk about Potassium.
Facetious chemistry student
I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either.
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea ... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Dear The Movie,
Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some 'splaining to do!
Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Nail Salon Ladies
Dear National Association of Procrastinators,
That is quite the acronym.
I think I'll join you
Dear person reading this,
You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.
How would you describe your letter writing? If you're older, did you used to write more letters?
"God gave me two ears and one mouth, and I ought to preserve the proportion." — Drew Conley
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