This week is our annual Bible Conference at school. Can we already be this far along in the semester?! Five more weeks of classes, exams, and it's the end of another school year!
A longtime reader sent me a list of puns earlier this week. I tried to remove ones I have already posted and added some others I've found along the way. Prepare to groan and laugh.
When deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry, heads rolled.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.
The president of the Ennui Club was also chairman of the bored.
I decided not to go to Pisa, but I was leaning towards it.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
The historian loves reading about bobcats. They are lynx to the past.
Drivers who speed in the snow often find themselves adrift.
I asked a librarian if she was free this afternoon, but she said she was all booked up.
When you purchase stuff south of the border, you don't peso much.
The termite wanted to lose weight, so he started eating more lattice.
I tried reading a book about mazes, but I got lost.
If you have ever tried to eat a clock, you know it's time consuming.
The other day a clown held the door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
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