Since last week's post was longer than usual, this week's is much shorter.
WARNING — don't read this unless you are free to have the occasional LOL, or at least to groan loudly.
I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.
I'd like to pun about philosophy, but I Kant.
My skiing skills are really going downhill.
I don't enjoy computer jokes — not one bit.
I just read an ad for a job inspecting mirrors. I could really see myself doing that.
If you asked a plastic surgeon to make you look like a pelican, would you get a massive bill?
I heard a song today about tortillas. Is that what they call wrap music?
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A shotgun wedding is a matter of wife or death.
I wanted to bring a penguin home but my parents said that wasn't going to fly.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
I usually avoid funerals. I'm just not a mourning person.
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It was OK.
As a career choice, pyrotechnics sparks my interest.
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