Do you like airports and flying? Flying is a wonderfully fast way to get from point A to point B, but it can definitely include some frustrations and even some scary moments. The picture on the right is of an airplane approaching the Kai Tak Airport, which was the international airport of Hong Kong until their new airport opened in 1998. My wife and I flew in and out of its replacement, the Hong Kong International Airport, in the summer of 2005. It has been repeatedly voted World's Best Airport, and we agree that it is without a doubt the nicest airport we've ever been in. And we're very glad our plane didn't have to maneuver through buildings as the planes had to to get to the old airport!
Some of the rules in the list below are for passengers and some are for pilots.
Rules of the Air
Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
No flight ever leaves on time, unless you are running late and need the delay to make your connecting flight.
If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate in the terminal.
If you arrive very early for a flight, it will inevitably be delayed.
If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper or when you start to drink your coffee.
If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just find the two largest passengers.
Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
The crying baby on board your flight is always seated near you.
The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here.
Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.
If all you can see out of the window is ground that's going round and round and all you can hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be.
Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.
Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you've made.
In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.
The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway behind you, and a tenth of a second ago.
There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible.
Flying isn't dangerous. It's crashing that's dangerous.
Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.
This post about flying came to mind since our daughter and grandson flew into Atlanta this past Saturday evening and will fly out again next weekend. Since Becka and I were going to Atlanta, two of our "campus sons" Tim and Andy who live near Atlanta arranged a little reunion. We all met at Tim's house that afternoon. It was great to catch up with them and it was hard to believe that they were our campus sons 24 years ago! We are hoping to get together here in Greenville this summer.
Here's a picture of Tim and Alice and their family.
Here's a picture of Andy and Carol and their family.
After a nice visit we headed for the airport to pick up Megan and Drew. Here's a picture Megan took of Drew in the airplane.
Sunday it was nice to have our daughters Megan and Nora and our son Mark and daughter-in-law Katie and our grandson Drew around the table for lunch. After lunch we had an Easter egg hunt in our front yard. Drew didn't like the prickly grass, and so we had to move the eggs onto the sidewalk. Here he is picking up the eggs.
Later in the day he took a tumble off the neighbor boy's tricycle. Here he is with his skinned up face.
I'll share more pictures later this week as our adventures (and hopefully no more misadventures!) unfold.
Do any of these rules ring true from your flying experiences? I'm sure some of you could share some great stories of flights and airports!
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"This is God's world, and He has the right to make the rules and ask us to obey." - Dr. Jim Deuink
Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's not subject to repeal.