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Appearances and Reality


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Are your first impressions usually right, or do you often have to try to get past those impressions once you learn more? It is the experience of many of us, I think, to form wrong first impressions when making new acquaintances or when viewing situations. I won't go into any details, but I recently made a misjudgment based on wrong first impressions when I witnessed some activities that were not part of my experience. Once I dug deeper, I understood not only why my first impressions were wrong, but also how far off they were from reality.

Today's iv is a compilation of things I've seen recently that involve first impressions — some of which are right and some of which are wrong. I'll lead off with a funny demotivational poster I saw on the topic.

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I would say that first impressions are extremely important, but they're not the whole picture. Learning details sometimes shows you how off-base our snap judgments are.
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GPS’s and Geocaching


What would you do with a "day of rest?" I'll tell you what I did with mine. Since yesterday was a university day of rest for the faculty and students not involved in judging the various contests of the AACS National Competition on campus and since on our 33rd anniversary (WOW, a third of a century!) last Friday we didn't have time to do anything more special than grab an Italian sub at Firehouse Subs, my wife took a vacation day yesterday so that we could go to the Charlotte, North Carolina area. We had taken a similar trip one Saturday several months ago and found some places we really enjoyed. So I fired up our GPS, whom we affectionately call Stella, and off we went on a bit of a treasure hunt.

What Becka didn't know was that I was planning to take her to lunch at The Cheesecake Factory, a restaurant chain we had yet to experience. It's our daughter Nora's favorite restaurant. (Now we know why.) Since I'm not familiar with Charlotte at all, I was counting on our GPS to get us there. It had us get off I-85 at an exit south of Gastonia. Becka asked if we were taking a different route to Mary Jo's Cloth Store (her main destination on this adventure), to which I replied, "Yes, I plan to check something else out on the way there." The Cheesecake Factory in Charlotte was miles beyond our exit for Gastonia, but I followed the GPS's instructions, apprehensively. It took us through some "interesting" neighborhoods in Gastonia, and eventually right back to I-85, of all things!

A few more miles down the road, Stella wanted us to get off at the exit for Belmont Abbey, still not in Charlotte proper. I had looked ahead at the list of turns and saw that we were headed toward the Billy Graham Parkway. From trips to the Charlotte airport I knew that that was an exit off I-85 and that we would have gotten there much sooner if we had just stayed on I-85 the whole way, without the two unnecessary Stella-recommended detours. Then when we were less than a mile from the road the Cheesecake Factory is on, Stella told us to turn right onto a little side street, in the opposite direction from what the turn list indicated for Sharon Road! It took us through a hotel parking lot, under the hotel's parking structure, and eventually back out onto the street we had turned off of. :-( At that point, I turned Stella off and proceeded by my "internal GPS," getting us there in less than five minutes.

After lunch we made our way back to Gastonia, sans Stella! I worked on this blog post, sipping decaf coffee at Panera while Becka had fun at Mary Jo's, just around the corner. After that I meandered up the street to walk through several stores I knew were there.

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Several mentions of GPS's last week gave me an idea for a blog post. First a reader sent me a joke about a GPS. Then one evening former students of mine who are now missionaries in Romania and their two children came to our house for dinner. Part of the dinner conversation was about something they're interested in called letterboxing, which sounds similar to geocaching. Rather than explain either of those hobbies in this post, I'll let you click on the links if you're interested. Any way, yesterday's experiences with not-too-stellar Stella confirmed my desire to publish this post now. I wonder if I could ever do letterboxing or geocaching with our GPS without ending up in Zimbabwe!

Here are several jokes about GPS's and geocaching ... something I need to be able to laugh about after yesterday!
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Bringing Home the Bacon


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Do you love bacon? I wouldn't say that I love it, but I do enjoy its taste and smell. We use bacon sparingly in our house, mainly as a flavoring in other dishes. I know some people who absolutely love bacon and can't seem to get enough of it. Would you classify yourself in that category? You may not know how crazy some people are about bacon ... or maybe you do. Read on.

In past posts I've featured several pictures of some bizarre bacon products:

bacon lip balm

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bacon dipped in melted chocolate

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and bacon soap

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Doing some looking around online, I've recently seen some other bacon products that I found quite interesting and in some cases downright amazing. The first several below are the finds that got me started in searching further. Read on to see what strange bacon products there are out there! Follow the bacon....
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Make Your Own Signs


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We live in a day of easier consumerism — you dream it and they've probably already made it. We can easily find just about anything we want to buy and obtain it with fairly little effort, especially now with the Internet. Sometimes, though, when it comes to signs, our best option is simply to make our own so that they say exactly what you want them to say. Today we'll examine some of the options for doing just that.

One of the most readily available to us is a computer and printer. Here are several homemade signs using those media:

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Palindromes


Recently I saw a word on a website that sent me searching for its definition — aibohphobia. I knew it was a fear of something, but of what? I learned that aibohphobia is "the irrational fear of palindromes." I then remembered a list of palindromes my readers and I had compiled a while back. The date on that file was actually about 10 years ago, and I can find no evidence of ever having published the list, until today.

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In case you don't know, a palindrome is a word, phrase, number, or other sequence of units that reads the same forwards as it does backwards, and, amazingly, has nothing to do with Sarah Palin! According to Wikipedia, palindromes date back at least to 79 AD. The palindromic Latin word square "Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas" was found in Pompeii, buried by ash. Not all the words in the square are palindromes, but the overall effect is palindromic. The word palindrome itself was coined by English writer Ben Jonson in the 1600s.

I also learned that the word aibohphobia is a made-up joke phobia. Just stare at the word for a few seconds and you'll see why it's only a joke. With that in mind, I wonder why palindrome isn't spelled palindromemordnilap?

Anyway, here are the palindromes submitted so long ago by my readers.

One-word, letter-by-letter palindromes:

Bob
civic
level
solos
rotor
radar
kayak
redder
deified
reviver
racecar
rotator
Hannah
Ogopogo (a mythical water monster)
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