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Signs of Summer

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As we approach the first official day of summer, there are many signs here in sunny South Carolina that summer has already come. After several years of severe drought, we have returned to our usual pattern of heat building all day until the daily late afternoon/early evening thunderstorm. We've lived in this house for five years, and our lawn has never been this green at this point in the summer! The meteorologists are predicting that tomorrow we will at least tie the record temp of 98° F.

People have told me that my posts of funny signs are among their favorite. My readers have been great about sending me pictures of signs they've seen or links to great sources of signs. Here are 15 that I hope will bring you a chuckle or two.

Mosquitoes are a bane of my summer existence. I hope I don't see this sign near our house!

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Does a cool dip sound good? This no swimming sign might keep you from taking one, though.

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If lobster comes to mind when you see this sign, be sure to read the small print near the price.

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I'm not sure if this is the place I would seek comfort....

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I don't think I'd seek comfort here either....

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Here's a new take on the old "When is a door not a door?" joke.

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A reader who lives in Scotland sent this picture from a hotel shower there.

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The person who sent me this one was concerned that both businesses have the same phone number.

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A reader took this one in her family's favorite Mexican restaurant.

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Here's another "cat" sign....

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A reader took this one of a sign in a car on campus this week for a home school conference.

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Which way do we go?

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Be sure you qualify to park here.

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Can you figure out who this special lane is for?

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Even if you hate stop signs, I'll bet you'd laugh if you came upon this one.

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Please be on the look out for funny signs and send them my way. Do you have a favorite among these?

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"Our sin always drags others into the vortex of its power." - Dr. Drew Conley

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Rob

Have you ever been tempted to ask some total strangers you meet in public, "Excuse me, but would I offend you if I didn't show off my bare midriff or my underwear?"