Today I’m posting a couple of short jokes about signs of the times…

During a terrible snowstorm one winter, many of the highway signs were totally covered with snow. The following spring, the states decide to raise all the signs twelve inches.

At a cost of six million dollars, each sign was equipped with a new pole, one foot longer than the old pole.

“That’s an outrageous price,” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state government handled it, instead of the federal government.”

“Why’s that?” his neighbor asked.

“Because,” the farmer answered, “knowin’ the federal government, they’d have decided to lower all the highways.”

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The pastors of two local churches were standing by the side of the road, trying to be of service to their community by pounding a sign into the ground. It read as follows:

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, “Would you religious nuts please just leave us alone?!”

Then from the curve up ahead, they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The one pastor turned to the other pastor and asked, “Do you think maybe the sign should just say, ‘Bridge Out’?”

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By the way, if you like funny signs, I have a lot of them on the main website at http://ivman.com/fp-signlist.html

quotation…

“Has anyone else noticed the nonexistence of a charitable organization known as ‘Lawyers Without Borders’?” - Ann Coulter

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Rob

“The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.” - Ronald Reagan