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Suddenly I Don’t Feel So Dumb

It's been a long time since I've seen Family Feud on TV, but I understand it's back on the air. Life presents us so many opportunities to feel dumb that it's especially bad when millions are able to witness our stupidity. The contestants on the Family Feud are asked questions that have been presented to and answered by a survey audience of 100 people. The goal is to see which family can come up with the most matches to the answers given by the surveyed audience. Some of the answers given by contestants are amazingly wrong and off-target.

Today's post is a short list of some of the worst answers on Family Feud, followed by some pictures that should make most of us feel really smart.

Worst answers to questions on Family Feud:

Name a song with moon in the title: Blue Suede Moon

Besides San Francisco, name a city that begins with the word San: Seattle

Name an occupation where you need a torch: a burglar

Name a famous brother and sister: Bonnie and Clyde

Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers: a horse

Name something you wear on the beach: a deck chair

Name something red: my cardigan

Name a classical music composer everyone knows: Julio Inglesias

Name the worst kind of shoe to run a marathon in: scuba flippers

Name a number you have to memorize: 7

Name something you put on walls: roofs

Name the best month to schedule a wedding: summer

Name something you might be allergic to: skiing

Name a continent: Italy

Name a way of cooking fish: cod

Name a potato topping: jam

Name a part of the body beginning with the letter N: knee

Name a kind of ache: a pancake

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This week a reader sent me an e-mail with the subject line "I don't feel stupid any more." The e-mail contained quite a few pictures. Here are some of the best ones from that e-mail:

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I hope you enjoyed the parts shared from two of the e-mails I received this week. l feel much smarter now and hope you do too. 🙂

quotation...

"All of man’s misfortune comes from one thing, which is not knowing how to sit quietly in a room." — Blaise Pascal

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Rob

Mitsi the airhead said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."