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Survivor – Texas Style

Pink Toyota

I know I have several long-time readers from Texas, and so when I saw this I thought they would enjoy it especially. But even if you're not from Texas, I think you'll chuckle as you read this if you know a little bit about Texans.

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled Survivor - Texas-Style!

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas in this vehicle:

Pink Prius

Ah yes, each contestant will be driving a pink Prius. And if that's not potentially lethal enough, each Prius will have a dozen bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat"

2. "Amnesty For Illegals"

3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"

4. "Boycott Beef"

5. "I Voted For Obama"

6. "Re-elect Obama In 2016"

7. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"

8. "Rosie O'Donnell Is Texas Born"

9. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"

10. "I Side With Jane Fonda"

11. "It's Bush's Fault"

12. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins!


Since I have never watched more of Survivor than the time it takes to turn to a different channel, I'm trying to imagine what the show would be like. Any thoughts? 🙂


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