Back in the 1980's a comedian named Rich Hall regularly featured what he called sniglets as part of his routine. He said a sniglet is "any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should." He created some of his own and solicited more from his fans. These he assembled into books that are still available on amazon.com
There was even a Sniglets game put out by Milton Bradley which is still available on both Amazon and eBay:
I have none of the books, but I've had a collection of sniglets in my files for over a decade. Here are the ones I have:
Accordionated - adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Aeroma - n. The odor emanating from an exercise room after an aerobics workout.
Aquadextrous - adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
Arachnidiot - n. A person, who, having wandered into an "invisible" spider web, begins gyrating and flailing about wildly.
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Begathon - n. A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so you won't have to watch commercials.
Bovilexia - n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow.
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Burgacide - n. What you call the desperate action of a hamburger leaping to its death through the holes in the Bar-B-Q grill.
Carperpetuation - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
Charp (charp) - n. The green, mutant potato chip found in every bag.
Combiloops - n. The two or three unsuccessful passes before finally opening a combination locker.
Crummox (noun): The amount of cereal leftover in the box that is too little to eat and too much to throw away
Darf - n. The least attractive side of a Christmas tree that ends up facing the wall.
Deodorend - n. The last 1/2 inch of stick deodorant that won't turn up out of the tube, and thus cannot be used without inducing lacerations.
Doork - n. A person who always pushes on a door marked "pull" or vice versa.
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