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(non-)Olympic moments?

Posted on 18 Aug 2008 at 9:59 pm | 12 comments so far

You would have to have your head totally in the sand not to know that the Olympics are going on. We’ve followed the first week and a half far more than we thought we would, but the remaining events really aren’t our faves.

Undoubtedly the dominant name has been Michael Phelps. The mainstream media has proclaimed him “the greatest athlete of all time” and the debate will rage on until the next “greatest athete of all time” comes along. Michael has definitely achieved wonderful feats in a very tough sport and seems himself to have a good attitude of humility, but there are still many who are asking, “Well, what about __ (fill in the name of their favorite sports figure)?! Is Michael really a greater athlete than __?!”

I found a terrific comic online this morning that I want to share:

Michael Phelps' dominance

I’ve put out a new poll in the sidebar about what my readers think about Michael Phelps’ being the greatest athlete of all time.

For today’s iv, I’m sharing two stories - one funny and one thought-provoking - about some runners, Olympic or not.

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Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house an older woman was looking out her kitchen window, watching the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, “When I saw two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I’d better run too!”

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In the late 1990s at the Seattle Special Olympics, nine contestants, all physically or mentally disabled, assembled at the starting line for the 100-yard dash. At the gun, they all started out, not exactly in a dash, but with determination to run the race to the finish and win. All, that is, except one little boy who stumbled on the asphalt, tumbled over a couple of times, and began to cry. The other eight heard the boy cry, slowed down, and looked back. Then they all turned around and went back. Every one of them.

One girl with Down’s Syndrome bent down and kissed him and said, “This will make it better.” Then all nine linked arms and walked together to the finish line.

Everyone in the stadium stood, and the cheering went on for several minutes. People who were there are still telling the story. Why? Because deep down we know this one thing: What matters in this life is more than winning for ourselves. More important than winning for ourselves in this life is helping others win, even if it means slowing down and changing our course.

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A friend told me that, upon reading my last post about becoming empty-nesters, he thought it sounded like I was saying, “Well, life’s all over … now we can die.” I laughed and told him, “Far from it! Let me tell you about Friday of last week….” My wife and I decided to take the day off and “head for the hills” for the day to do some of our favorite things - a last hurrah before my teacherly duties began this week. We headed to Flat Rock, NC, to a shop called The Wrinkled Egg. That day we weren’t interested in the shop as much as in the new barbecue place right behind it. It’s called Hubba-Hubba, and let me tell you - HUBBA! HUBBA! We definitely found a new favorite - or as my wife Becka put it, “yet another reason to go to Flat Rock!” We picked up a cranberry-apricot scone at the bakery in the back of the Wrinkled Egg for dessert/mid-afternoon snack and headed for Carl Sandburg’s house. We didn’t want to tour the house on this trip - we just wanted to see how this year’s baby goats were doing. We took the hike to where the goats are kept and enjoyed petting them. Here’s a picture of Connemara (the Sandburg’s house) and a picture of Becka with several of the kids.

pic of Connemara

Becka and three baby goats

After that we headed to a quilting shop Becka really likes in Hendersonville. What a nice place - they have an area with rocking chairs and magazines for husbands! I had actually brought along my own entertainment a Sudoku book to pass the time pleasantly, warding off dementia while Becka touched every bit of fabric in the place (of which there is a lot!) After that we went to Lyda farms to get some produce and some early apples. From there we headed off to the Pisgah National Forest near Brevard, NC, to go to Sliding Rock. It was really crowded, and so I had to wait in line for about a half hour before I could slide down the rock into the 55 degree water in the pool at the bottom. Below is a 10 second video clip of Sliding Rock (viewable on the blog itself, not in e-mail or blog readers).


Here’s a picture of me ready to begin my trip down the rock…

Rob on Sliding Rock

The line was even longer by that time and we had some other things we wanted to do, so I changed into warm, dry clothes, and away we went!

On the way back to Brevard, we stopped at the ranger station across the road from the Davidson River Campground. They have done a lot of renovation on the ranger station, and there’s a lot for children to enjoy inside. One thing we enjoyed outside the ranger station was watching hummingbirds visit their two feeders. After that, we went shopping at four different stores in Brevard (and bought something in each) before having dinner at the Pisgah Fish Camp. While eating dinner we decided to drive back to the ranger station to take some pictures of the hummingbirds - something we hadn’t thought to do earlier.

There were even more hummingbirds when we went back than there had been earlier. And the hummingbirds actually flew right up close to us to check us out! Here’s a little video footage of their activity (viewable on the blog itself, not in e-mail or blog readers). Sorry for the talking in the background - Becka’s on the phone with one of our daughters telling her all about it.


After that, we drove back to Greenville. Now does that sound like two people whose lives are all done and are now ready to die?! :-D

I can’t figure out a way to work up a poll question to get at the following - have you decided to and actually gone ahead and tried out any of the activities and/or places that I’ve written about in the past several years on my blog? If so, which one/s? Since it’s impossible to structure as a multiple choice poll question, please just tell about it in the comments to this post.

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“What you live for and base your decisions on has the greatest effect on your children.” - Dr. Drew Conley

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Rob

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have become really good friends.

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Do you remember Burma-Shave ads?

Posted on 03 Jul 2008 at 8:55 pm | 9 comments so far

We recently had a trip down memory lane as we drove along a rural road in our native Ohio and saw a dilipidated barn with the vestiges of an old chewing tobacco ad on one side. It made me think of another slice of Americana from my lifetime - the old Burma-Shave ads on country roads in my childhood.

Many Americans living today know little about Burma-Shave. But mention it to anyone who lived in America from the 1920s into the early sixties, and you will evoke a lot of memories. Burma-Shave was one of the world’s first brushless shaving cream manufacturers, and they spawned heavy competition with their product. Burma-Shave signs were the precursor to modern billboard signs and an interesting diversion on long drives. Before the Interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma-Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers’ fields. They were small red signs with white letters - five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet … and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma-Shave. There were hundreds and hundreds of variations on these signs. According to snopes.com Burma-Shave even once promised to send a contest winner to Mars as part of a promotional campaign.

Here are some Burma-Shave slogans for your enjoyment:

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE
Burma-Shave

IF YOUR PEACH
KEEPS OUT OF REACH
BETTER PRACTICE
WHAT WE PREACH
Burma-Shave

SAID FARMER BROWN
WHO’S BALD ON TOP
“WISH I COULD
ROTATE THE CROP”
Burma-Shave

SHE PUT A BULLET
THROUGH HIS HAT
BUT HE’S HAD CLOSER
SHAVES THAN THAT
Burma-Shave

A MAN, A MISS
A CAR, A CURVE
HE KISSED THE MISS
AND MISSED THE CURVE
Burma-Shave

HENRY THE EIGHTH
SURE HAD TROUBLE
SHORT-TERM WIVES
LONG-TERM STUBBLE
Burma-Shave

IT WOULD BE MORE FUN
TO GO BY AIR
BUT WE CAN’T HANG
THESE SIGNS UP THERE
Burma-Shave

IF YOU DON’T KNOW
WHOSE SIGNS THESE ARE
YOU CAN’T HAVE
DRIVEN VERY FAR
Burma-Shave

Many of their series urged safe driving. Here are some of those:

DON’T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
Burma-Shave

DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING
Burma-Shave

BROTHER SPEEDER
LET’S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING NURSE
Burma-Shave

SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT
Burma-Shave

AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
IT’S A BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN’T IT?
Burma-Shave

NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU
Burma-Shave

A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN’
HE’S JUST HOPIN’
Burma-Shave

AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT’S HARD TO PLAY
Burma-Shave

THIRTY DAYS
HATH SEPTEMBER
APRIL, JUNE
AND THE SPEED OFFENDER
Burma-Shave

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT’S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER’S CODE
Burma-Shave

THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE’S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING
Burma-Shave

CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma-Shave

This is their last slogan, used in 1963:

OUR FORTUNE
IS YOUR SHAVEN FACE
IT’S OUR BEST
ADVERTISING SPACE
Burma-Shave

And an all time favorite:

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW
Burma-Shave

I hope that you “oldsters” enjoyed this little trip down nostalgia lane and that you “youngsters” learned a bit of Americana.

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Becka and I are having a very enjoyable week with our family in Michigan. We’re going to brave the fireworks display tomorrow evening that preceded our accident last summer, figuring the odds are low that the same thing would happen two years in a row.

The week before we arrived, one of our daughter Megan’s friends who is a photographer did a “photo shoot” with Drew and another one of Drew’s little friends. Here are a few of the best pictures of our little shaver:

Drew - photo shoot

Drew - photo shoot

Drew - photo shoot

Drew - photo shoot

Drew - photo shoot

Drew - photo shoot

In our hometown in Ohio, we were surprised to see among all the closed businesses in the downtown a place we thought for sure would be long gone by now, but it’s still open! It’s always been called the Smoke House and it’s the place where the “hoods” would all hang out and shoot pool back when we lived in Fostoria. Not only is this veritable institution (est. 1907) still open, but it has a new sign. What is wrong with this picture?

no smoking at the Smoke House

I wish all you American readers a Happy 4th of July!

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Here at the 4th of July, you might find the following quotation interesting….

“American supremacy is the greatest threat to the world today.” - George Soros, billionaire benefactor of MoveOn.org

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Rob

Nostalgia simply isn’t what is used to be.

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Could Noah build his ark today?

Posted on 30 Jun 2008 at 9:22 pm | 9 comments so far

Have you ever visited the Creation Museum near Cincinnati, Ohio? This past Friday my wife and I were finally able to, and it is well worth the trip! We had heard good things from many who have visited, and our expectations were exceeded. It was really exciting to see something so well done that glorifies the Creator God of the Bible. There are so many forces at work in today’s world trying to tear down faith in the Bible and the God of the Bible. It’s a huge blessing to find a place whose goal is just the opposite of that. If you have never visited, we strongly recommend it.

Here’s a picture of the display that showed how Noah’s ark may have looked during construction.

Noah's ark under construction

Thinking about Noah’s ark made me think of something I’ve been wanting to post.

Could Noah build his ark today?

If Noah lived in the United States today, the story may have gone something like this:

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, “In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on the earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an ark.”

God delivered the specifications for the ark. With fear and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the ark.

“Remember” said the Lord, “You must complete the ark and bring everything aboard in one year.”

Exactly one year later, fierce storm clouds covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into a tumult.

The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard weeping.

“Noah,” He said. “Where is the ark?”

“Lord, please forgive me!” cried Noah. “I did my best, but there were big problems. First, I had to get a permit for construction and your plans did not meet the codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw the plans. Then I got into a fight with OSHA over whether or not the ark needed a fire sprinkler system and flotation devices.

“Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning ordinances by building the ark in my front yard, so I had to get a variance from the city planning commission.

“Then I had problems getting enough wood for the ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to protect the Spotted Owl. I finally convinced the U.S. Forest Service that I needed the wood to save the owls. However, the Fish and Wildlife Service won’t let me catch any owls. So, no owls.

“The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or a hammer. Now I have 16 carpenters on the ark, but still no owls.

“When I started rounding up the other animals, I got sued by an animal rights group. They objected to me only taking two of each kind aboard. Just when I got the suit dismissed, the EPA notified me that I could not complete the ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood. They didn’t take very kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of the Creator of the universe.

“Then the Army Engineers demanded a map of the proposed new flood plain. I sent them a map.

“Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission that I am practicing discrimination by not taking godless, unbelieving people aboard.

“The IRS has seized my assets, claiming that I’m building the ark in preparation to flee the country to avoid paying taxes.

“I just got a notice from the state that I owe them some kind of user tax and failed to register the ark as a “recreational watercraft.

“Finally, the ACLU got the courts to issue an injunction against further construction of the ark, saying that since God is flooding the earth, it is a religious event and therefore unconstitutional. I really don’t think I can finish the ark for another five or six years!” Noah wailed.

The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine and the seas began to calm. A rainbow arched across the sky.

Noah looked up hopefully. “You mean You are not going to destroy the earth, Lord?”

“No,” said the Lord. “I don’t have to. The government is already doing the destruction.”

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My wife Becka and I are spending this week at the home of our daughter Megan, son-in-law Jim, and grandson Drew. Grandma and I took Drew for a walk this evening to a nearby park where he enjoyed swinging. Here’s a picture of him clapping to show his enjoyment.

Drew enjoying a swing at the park

I’m confident we’ll have more pictures to share later this week. :)

poll question update…

I’ve put out a new poll question about how you will celebrate the 4th of July. One of our activities that day will be celebrating my wife’s birthday.

I’ve set up a page where you can view the results of closed polls. This is available through the polls (past) tab at the top of the blog.

quotation…

“Evolution is a philosophy, not science.” - Dr. Drew Conley

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Rob

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

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dangerous hike and freebies

Posted on 19 May 2008 at 9:37 pm | 18 comments so far

Recently I received an e-mail with the subject line: Free lunch! Want to go? All our Thursday freebies and our thoughts about China that you’ll read about below in our personal update made me take a second look at the e-mail. It was a series of outrageous pictures of a climb up a mountain in China, claiming that anyone who reached the top would eat a free lunch at a restaurant at the top. I checked with Snopes and found nothing to confirm or deny this claim. However, as I did other web searches, I found that there is quite a bit out there about the extremely dangerous hikes people can and do take on Mt. Huashan. Here are some of the pictures from the e-mail and from websites I found. I love to go hiking in the mountains, but I’m not sure this hike is my cup of green tea….

Here’s a map to show where Mt. Huashan is located….

map with Mt. Huashan

Part of the climb is a pleasant ride in a gondola….

gondola ride on Mt. Huashan

Some of the sites I found stressed that the climb up Mt. Huashan is mountain hiking, not mountain climbing, which involves special equipment and knowledge. They also stressed that this particular hike is not for people not in shape, and Americans are surprised that the public is even allowed to do this - it’s so dangerous!

Here are some pictures of what different parts of the “hiking trail” look like….

stairs cut into the rock

a walkway that seems to just float on the rock

Anyone care to go up this ladder…?

up a ladder

No one can say they don’t warn the climbers….

standard disclaimers

Talk about walking the plank!

walking the plank

Watch your step! That’s quite a drop!

girl walking the plank

guys walking the plank

I mean it - that’s a really serious drop!

serious drop

Part of the climb is footholds cut into the rock and chains thoughtfully provided to hold on to….

footholds and chains

footholds and chains

footholds and chains

Be sure to stay on the staircase and hold on to the chains!

staircase to heaven

Since some parts of the trail make it difficult to pass people coming back down, someone has thought of providing two staircases - one for climbing and one for descending….

up and down stairs

As hard as this hike would be in nice weather, some people even take this hike in the winter, believe it or not!

climbing Mt. Huashan in winter

climbing Mt. Huashan in winter

Those who make it to the top of the five peaks are rewarded with some breath-taking views (as if they could still breathe once they got there!)….

The South Peak…

the South Peak

The West Peak (called the Playing Chess Pavilion)…

the West Peak

For those who can’t get enough of this stuff, here’s a website with stories from people who have done this hike (I’m not responsible for everything said on that site) - http://www.ssqq.com/ARCHIVE/vinlin27d.htm

So, anyone going to add this hike to your future travel and vacation plans?

freebies…

Last Thursday we took advantage of several freebies or almost-freebies. First, we went to McDonald’s for lunch. They were giving to each customer a free Southern style chicken sandwich with the purchase of a medium or large soft drink. We had eaten some vegetables before leaving the house to help round out our lunch. After lunch we took off for Costco - they were offering for several days the opportunity for non-members to get in for free. What I hadn’t reckoned on was that the time of our shopping coincided very nicely with all the free samples of all kinds of things that further helped round out our lunch.

That evening after dinner at home, we made the mistake of taking Dunkin Donuts up on their offer for a free iced coffee. Dunkin Donuts coffee is one of my very favorite coffees, but their iced coffee was worth every penny I paid for it. The girls took only a couple of sips of theirs, but after doctoring mine up to the point it was palatable, I finished it off. After all, it was FREE, right?! I regretted it as I thought about that semi-wretched iced coffee off and on until 1:30 a.m. Did I mention that they weren’t offering decaf iced coffee?

Did anyone else take advantage of any of these freebies last week?

Many have been asking if Becka and are going to China this summer to teach English again. Earlier this school year we rattled two different door knobs, thinking the Lord might open at least one of the doors. But that did not happen, so we know that He wants us here this summer. The dean at the university where we’ve taught two summers before said that they would love to have us come teach in 2009. So we will plan that way.

If you’re new to my blog, you might want to check out some of our adventures from the summers of 2005 and 2006 that I chronicled on the blog. You can get to those posts by clicking on the China link in the tag cloud in the sidebar. There are many pages of posts to explore about our time over there.

People have been asking me for an update on the wren’s nest in our bird house. Below is a shot I took this evening. You can see several little eggs in there.

house wren eggs in our bird house

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“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.” - Ronald Reagan

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Rob

Sign on high school bulletin board - “Free: every Monday through Friday. Knowledge. Bring your own container.”

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weekend in Cincinnati

Posted on 21 Apr 2008 at 9:16 pm | 4 comments so far

This past weekend Becka and I drove up to Cincinnati, Ohio, for the wedding of our nephew Matt, the son of Becka’s sister Pam and brother-in-law Jim. We left right after my last class on Friday and arrived in Cinti six and a half hours later. The travel conditions were basically perfect, much to our delight. Megan, Jim, and Drew drove down from Detroit on Saturday. While waiting for them to arrive in time for the wedding at 1:00 p.m., Becka and I had Saturday morning to explore a little.

We decided that the hotel where we stayed could be where we’d like to retire to some day. It reminded us of the iv in my archives called no nursing home for me where you learn that it would be cheaper to live in a hotel than to go to a nursing home. That was the case with our hotel, a Comfort Inn very close to Kings Island amusement park. With our discount with the BJU Alumni Association, our room was under $50 a night. This included free cable TV (which we don’t even have at home!), free high speed internet, and a nice continental breakfast. A one-minute walk from the front door is a White Castle hamburger joint. (no thanks!) But also within easy walking distance are McDonald’s, Olive Garden, Cracker Barrel, Bob Evans, and many, many more.

We had long heard of Cincinnati chili, but we got to experience it for lunch on Saturday at Skyline Chili. We each got a 5-way chili on spaghetti, and WOW! What a treat! The young people working in there told us two of the secret ingredients that they knew of in the chili sauce - cinnamon and chocolate. It sounds potentially ghastly, but it was really good! Becka had actually guessed cinnamon when she tasted it, but the chocolate was a surprise.

We had hoped to try Graeter’s ice cream, another Cincinnati legend and supposedly the best ice cream in the world, while in town, but we didn’t get a chance. Next time….

We really enjoyed getting to be at the wedding and seeing Pam, Jim, and their family. Here’s a shot of all of our nephew Matthew’s side of the family who were at the wedding…

And of course, we thoroughly enjoyed getting to see Jim, Meg, and Drew and get another “grandparent fix.” Though the wedding reception was lively and fun, Drew found it tiring…

Saturday evening the parents of our new niece Katy, Matt’s bride, invited all family members to come to their house for dinner. It was good to get to know some of Katy’s family and to spend some time with our own family too.

Here’s a picture of Becka and her sister Pam with their grandsons…

Here’s a picture of our niece Shannon, our daughter Megan and their sons…

That evening back at the hotel, Becka and I enjoyed giving Drew a bath in our sink. Here’s our little bathing beauty…

After spending Sunday morning together, we had to go our separate ways. Alas! Becka and I drove back to Greenville, and Megan, Jim, and Drew took in Drew’s first baseball game. Here’s a picture of them before rain ended their fun in the 5th inning and sent them on their drive back to Detroit…

Since Cincinnati is on the Ohio River, there are several bridges joining the Ohio and Kentucky parts of the city. This weekend I received an e-mail about a bridge incident that seemed like the perfect thing to share in this blog post about our weekend in Cincinnati.

Engineering Question of the Day

Q: How much does a house weigh?

A: Just a tad more than a rural two-lane bridge can hold, apparently.

So would this be accident be covered by house insurance, car insurance, or would it fall under roadside assistance?

And how in the world would you get the house picked up without ruining it?

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Carolina chickadee update…

Here’s a picture of the babies this afternoon, five days after the last picture I posted…

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“Be a good commercial for God with your body.” - Dr. Daniel Borkert

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Rob

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

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