With temperatures dropping, people start doing more things inside than outside. That results in more indoor projects, including home repairs. Everyone knows that we guys thrive on "honey-do lists" and the like. Today I'm posting a list of ten helpful hints for the household handymen out there. For some jobs, wouldn't you love to have as many arms and hands as the cartoon figure on the right?!
The Household Handyman's Guide
1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.
2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely of any help.
3. Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.
4. Work in the kitchen whenever you can. Many fine tools are there; its warm and dry; and you are close to the refrigerator.
5. If it's electronic, get a new one ... or consult a twelve-year old.
6. Keep things simple: Get a new battery; replace the bulb or fuse; see if the tank is empty; try turning the switch "on"; or just paint over it.
7. Always take credit for good results. If you dropped the alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly starts working, you have healed it.
8. Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding, and throwing sometimes does help.
9. If something looks level, it is level.
10. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Sometimes household handymen need help from the "professionals," especially for plumbing issues. The following picture seems appropriately inappropriate for today's post.
I don't recall mentioning that I am in a play on campus this semester — Dickens' A Christmas Carol. It's a slightly shortened version of the story with a lot of original music by a young man who is in choir with me at our church. This will be the first time this version has ever been presented, and the music is wonderful. I'm having a great time, although it certainly helps fill up my schedule. Other than the short foreign language plays we did during my college years, I have not been in a stage play since I was in The Diary of Anne Frank in ninth grade.
If you want to peek in our some of our preparations, someone has set up a Facebook page about it ... and you don't have to log in to Facebook to view it. I'm slightly visible in one of the pictures. (On the left side of one image, you can see my legs and shoes as I sit on a tall stool.) You can find details on that site about ticket sales, which begin November 8. There will be 11 performances of the play from December 1 – 11. If you can come see the play, I'm sure it will be enjoyable. I think tickets are going to sell out really quickly too.
I look forward to your comments on home repairs, handymen, and A Christmas Carol.
"Government aid is getting a blood transfusion in your right arm, taking your blood from your left arm, spilling half of the blood in the process." - Marcel Ledbetter
A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way, when you get unwanted calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until they hang up. (Although, many unwanted calls should end on their own by the time precincts close on Tuesday.)
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