turkey time
My wife and I enjoyed our family Thanksgiving dinner on Sunday, November 11, since Nora, Aron (Nora’s boyfriend), Mark, and Katie will all be out of town this week. We have come up with “Plan B,” though, so we’ll have a nice Thanksgiving Day anyway. We can chuckle about what I’m posting today since an already cooked and devoured turkey is impossible to burn.
12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burnt the Turkey
1. Salmonella won’t be a concern.
2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
5. Pets won’t bother to pester you for scraps.
6. No one will overeat.
7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.
8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
9. You’ll get to the desserts even quicker.
10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
11. The less turkey that Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
12. You won’t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches, soups, and casseroles.
I’ve discovered the “tags” feature of my blog. You can find the “tag cloud” in the sidebar of the blog. What are “tags” and “tag clouds”? Tags are used to categorize or label the main content of a blog post. To a post about baseball, for example, I’ve given a “sports” tag. Clicking on the sports tag will take you to all content, old and new on this blog, about various sports. It’s a good way to read all the posts about things of special interest to you. A tag cloud depicts tags (or topics) on a blog in a way that reflects the frequency of their usage. More commonly used tags are given greater weighting, appearing bigger and bolder, like this. At a glance, you can see which topics are given more attention on a site that uses tags.
Megan called the other day to let us know that Drew has learned to sit up all by himself now. Doesn’t he look pleased with himself?
Our son-in-law Jim is encouraging little Drew to be a Detroit Lions fan….
quotation…
“Any worthless thing that keeps me from a vital relationship with God is a curse to me.” - Dr. Drew Conley
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Rob
If you can’t find the time to do it right, how will you find the time to do it over?
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Speaking of uses for turkey (or lack thererof ) brings to mind the most disgusting left-over-turkey recipe that I’d ever heard of - Turkey smoothies!