This Wednesday here at BJU is the first day of university classes. For me this is my 52nd start of a school year, if I count all of them back to my first day of Kindergarten! It's my 35th year of teaching - YIKES!
All three of our kids chose to become teachers also. Here are some updates on them:
Megan was a little sad that after 7 years of beginning the school year as a first grade teacher, it's happening without her this year. But that sadness passed fairly quickly with the joy of her own little classroom at home with Drew. Here are a few of his latest pictures...
Bathtime is generally a happy time for Drew...
Drew loves the Bumbo . Even though he cannot sit up yet on his own, with the Bumbo, he can. (Some days I need one of those myself!) Becka was talking to Megan on the phone the first time Meg put Drew in his Bumbo and got to hear Drew laugh out loud!
Drew also loves this Johnny-Jump-Up. We got to watch him jump in it one evening recently via webcam over the Internet. Cool stuff! In the picture below, you can tell from his little smirk that he thinks it's all pretty great!
Nora teaches toddlers at a local pre-school and *loves* it! Below is a picture of Nora and some of her kids with the new classroom baby bunny, Dakota.
Mark is teaching fourth grade this year after several years of teaching fifth grade. He seems to have a lively, fun group this year. He hasn't supplied us with any pictures lately.
Well, that's the latest about this family of teachers.
A friend and I were talking recently about how sayings or proverbs are part of what makes up the general knowledge of one's own culture. There are some sayings that, after hearing the first few words, just about anyone familiar with them can easily finish.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs, gave each child in the class the first half of a proverb, and asked the children to come up with the rest. Here are some of the best of the wrong endings the children came up with for these common sayings:
Better safe than ... punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the ... bug is close.
It's always darkest just before ... daylight savings time.
It's always darkest just before ... I open my eyes.
Never underestimate the power of ... termites.
You can lead a horse to water but ... how?
The grass is always greener... when you remember to water it.
Don't bite the hand that ... looks dirty.
No news is ... impossible.
A bird in the hand is ... a real mess.
Better to light one candle than ... to waste electricity.
Better to light one candle than ... to light an explosive.
You can't teach an old dog new ... math.
If you lie down with dogs, you ... will stink in the morning.
When in Rome, do... Roman numerals in math.
When in Rome, do... bulls run around town?
Too many cooks... so little meals.
A fool and his money are... my best friends.
Look before you... run into a pole.
The pen is mightier than the ... pigs.
An idle mind is ... the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there's ... pollution.
A penny saved is ... not much.
A penny saved is ... nothing in the real world.
Don't put off till tomorrow what...you put on to go to bed.
Two is company, three's ... The Musketeers.
None are so blind as ... Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not ... spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed ... get new batteries.
The squeaking wheel gets ... annoying.
We have nothing to fear but ... homework.
We have nothing to fear but ... our principal.
To err is human. To ... eat a muskrat is not.
I think, therefore ... I get a headache.
If you can't stand the heat ... get out of the oven.
If you can't stand the heat ... don't start the fireplace.
If you can't stand the heat ... go swimming.
Don't count your chickens ... it takes too long.
Don't count your chickens ... eat them.
You get out of something what you ... see pictured on the box.
When the blind lead the blind ... get out of the way.
Early to bed and early to rise ... is first in the bathroom.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with ... a blister.
A miss is as good as a ... Mr.
There is no fool like ... Aunt Edie.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and ... someone yells, "Shut up!"
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you; cry and ... you have to blow your nose.
"What do you treasure? That's what you'll worry about." - Dr. Jim Deuink
Good is often the enemy of the best.