I've done about a dozen blog posts on newspapers  and headlines , but papers continue to publish items that could not be funnier if they were trying to be humorous. Since my folder is so full of great newspaper gaffes that either eluded a proofreader or betray the absence of proofreaders, I will publish some every few weeks until that folder is empty. Many thanks to my blog readers for keeping me supplied!
I'll make no commentary, leaving that instead to the comments section. Now on to today's fun, some of which might require careful reading. WARNING: make sure you are in a place where you are free to laugh out loud at least several times!
"If all we show people is our high standards, we offer them no hope." – Drew Conley
"Shared joy is double joy. Shared sorrow is half sorrow." – Swedish proverb